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[bertall]

Um... This is Bertolt, and if you're hearing this I'm probably busy. You can leave a message here or call back later if you want? ...Can I start over?

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[bertall]

<sub>[It also gave Bertolt more reasons to avoid boats! What if the ferry sank? What if it hit something really big and everything went down like that?

He doesn't want to die on a dumb door, okay.]</sub>

At least she doesn't have to worry about pulling any muscles. She's sort of... Blobby.

_{[Bertolt shifts around a little so he can properly grab Jean's hand and helps pull himself up, wincing a little as his joints pop. It doesn't hurt, but jeez.]}

Can we fry up what's left of our bacon with it, too?

[notvaljean]

Uh, obviously?

[What kind of monster makes an omelet and doesn't fry up bacon to go with it? Not Ma Kirschtein's boy Jean, that's for sure!]