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[bertall]

Um... This is Bertolt, and if you're hearing this I'm probably busy. You can leave a message here or call back later if you want? ...Can I start over?

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[bertall]

I-I really don't, uh... The last good idea I had was to sell s'mores lattes and cupcakes through FCAB, and I only had that come into my head because Krieg gave us some... I'm actually not sure what it was, but it was strong. I felt terrible the next morning, but people seem to like the stuff. Actually, I think that was the first good idea I've had here.

_{[Does he have more ideas like that tucked away? He has no idea.]}

In the meantime, do you have any recommendation for ways I could touch her? The gloves we've got here don't seem to work for her.

_{[Nidoking-proof, yes. Muk-proof? Not so much.]}

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[frozenfractalsallaround]

I bet those were delicious! You just need to have more faith in yourself, is all. As for ideas? Hmm...

[She hasn't had a terrible amount of experience with Muk, just from what she's witnessed and read about.]

I would suggest rubber gloves... or maybe- oh what do they call those suits? That look like beekeeping outfits? H-Hazel...mat? Suit? Can you buy those in a store?

Video

[bertall]

We're still selling them so if you ever see a walking train car, that's us.

_{[Not-beekeeping outfits, though? Hmm... Think, Bertolt, think...]}

...I don't think I've heard of a Hazelmat suit, but, uh... I know what a gas mask is. Are they related?

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[frozenfractalsallaround]

Yes! You usually wear one when you wear a hazelmat suit, so... You just need the whole get-up. I think that would protect you.

[It's also doing way too much, but no one tell her that.]

I think you're going to do just fine, Bert.

Video

[bertall]

I never did like wearing those, but uh... What if I can't find a full suit?

Video

[frozenfractalsallaround]

I think it would be fine if you used just rubber gloves- the suit is just extra! Just try not to let her touch anything but your hands-- it's not hard. I have experience.

Video

[bertall]

How, uh... This is going to sound weird, but...

_{[Okay, here it goes.]}

What if I accidentally touched my face with my hands by accident with the gloves? I've done it after touching peppers before, and that was one of the worst thing I've ever felt.

Video

[frozenfractalsallaround]

[Oooo that does sound painful.

It takes a moment of thought, but she can only think of one thing.]

Keep an antidote handy! It's fast acting, Pokemon always feel better immediately. I'm sure it would make a good counter to Muk's poison if you do that.

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[bertall]

_{[At least his face was the only thing he touched.]}

Sort of like a Nidoking, then? Jean has one of those, but all we've ever gotten are rashes from him nuzzling us.