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[bertall]

Um... This is Bertolt, and if you're hearing this I'm probably busy. You can leave a message here or call back later if you want? ...Can I start over?

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[bertall]

<sub>[Ford, where have you been young man--

No, really, Bertolt feels like he hasn't heard his voice in ages, even though Bertolt knows for a fact that he just sent Ford a few goofy pictures of his Aggron with his head stuck in some hole in a cliffside just the other day. How did he get his head in to begin with? Who knows! It's a total mystery.

Still, it's a little surprising to see him - and the big snoot right there. Holy gods in heaven, that's-- She's large.]</sub>

I-Is that the one I sent you awhile ago?

_{[It can't be Smash Mouth, can it?]}

[meteorman]

[HE'S BEEN HAVING LIKE FIVE WHOLE FEELINGS LEAVE HIM BE]

It is!

[Magna chonches her teeth right up near the camera. Snap.]

Yes, Magna, we're all incredibly impressed.

I thought you might like to see her. I sometimes get updates on the eggs I've sent out into the world and it's always a nice surprise.

[And, okay, he missed Bert a little. He misses people a little but he's still bad at meeting that need when he went so long not filling it.]

[bertall]

_{[HE WANTS TO FORGET HIS OWN FEELINGS, HELP HIM. Feelings are stupid.]}

I still can't believe she came out a different color...

_{[But is Bertolt going to be a Big Dumb Nerd? He's going to be a big dumb nerd and 'chomp' the air right back. Does he feel a little Titan-y doing it? Oh yeah, but chomping is the best way to 'talk' to these bitey ones. Just ask his big doofy Tyrantrum.]}

How, um... How has she been in general?

[meteorman]

[!!! Magna tilts her head. This very tiny person in the gear is trying to Communicate? That's... charming. She bonks her nose right up against the gear, nudging Ford out of the way until he puts a hand on her snout and pushes her back.]

Headstrong.

[She proves this by chomping right down on his fingers. The way he fails to react implies this has happened a lot.]

[bertall]

_{[c h o m p.]}

That, uh, that definitely sounds like a couple people I know.

_{[Or more accurately, a person and one pokemon.]}

She's not actually biting you, is she? I-I mean, does she mouth at you like Coral does with me?

_{[Because!! He doesn't see any blood, but with these guys who can ever tell?]}

[meteorman]

Uh, well. Let me put it this way. I'm just fine, but I probably shouldn't move my hand until she lets go.

[Magna makes a sound that might be a growl or might be a purr. Hard to tell, what with her mouth being full and her being a big ol' dragon instead of anything catlike.]

It's affectionate. I think.

[bertall]

I suppose as long as she doesn't try to take anything off, right?

_{[Especially with teeth like that. Oof, that'd be bad.]}

Try to leave... _{[Gods, it's still a little weird thinking it, let alone saying it--]} Try to leave my uncle's fingers in one piece, okay girl?