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[bertall]

Um... This is Bertolt, and if you're hearing this I'm probably busy. You can leave a message here or call back later if you want? ...Can I start over?

Comments

[hellablue]

yo b-boy
so i realized it's been a hot minute since we talked
here i am bridging that gap
wyd
up to anything exciting lately

[bertall]

uh
that depends what counts as exciting

[hellablue]

i mean if its exciting for you it
probably counts??
i'll reserve judgment

[bertall]

i haven't cooked anything that could get me in trouble so there's that|

<sub>[IS HE STILL A LITTLE SALTY

he might still be a little salty.]</sub>

uhhhh
i have a girlfriend now too

[hellablue]

oh word
idk who would've ever made u do a thing like that
ha

[it's fiiiiine

but she misses,

that,]

oh same

[bertall]

i'm still not happy about that. it too|
nevermind

<sub>[It's going to take a lot

of bribing.

a lot.]</sub>

i've never really dated anyone before. there was never a chance for it back home

[hellablue]

i know i know
i should've like
told you, i guess
i'm really self aware of how much of a dick i can be sometimes
sorry
it was a weird time in life and i just needed to get high to get thru it
y'know?

[now she just wants to get high to get high]

weird how this place presents all kinds of opportunies like that
but that's cool dude
i'm glad u found somebody
is she cute?
what's she look like
u gotta gimme deets bro

[bertall]

not really, no. i don't.
...whenever things get weird i usually bottle it up and keep it to myself until
well
until it sort of blows up on me i guess

_{[Maybe not the healthiest thing to do, but it's all he knows.]}

did you ever watch the contest when it was going on?

[hellablue]

oh my god dude
you gotta
where are you right now?

yeah i was there.
mostly for anna but i watched a few others
did she compete?
eyyyy are u dating a celebrity

[bertall]

uhhhh
elbow deep in arcanine fur in goldenrod
marcel needed to be brushed out and he started having a tantrum halfway through

and uh
yeah
mari




the girl with the staryu

[hellablue]

oh shit
yeah she's a total babe
way to go dude

ok cool im in goldenrod too
now give me like.
a specific location. for reasons.

1/2

[bertall]

the weird thing is she asked me first i mean i didn't think anyone could ever... well
like m|

2/2

[bertall]

wAIT WHy what
i don't like the sound of that

[hellablue]

oh come on dont u trust me
have i ever done you wrong

don't answer that.


fuck ok so you know how the whole reason ur mad at me is cuz i lied
i'll tell the truth this time...
bert i wanna get you high as fuck.

[bertall]

i'm going to and the answer is yes



and i've been really high before
really really high


_{[NOT LIKE THAT.]}

[hellablue]

i don't think your high and my high are the same thing my dude.

are you gonna make me say the p word

[bertall]

what p word

[hellablue]

[PUSSY

she can't but it's so hard not to

HER LIFE IS HARD]


UUGGGHHHH
please

[bertall]

why do you even want me to do this??

_{[THE PLEASE IS A NICE TOUCH THOUGH.]}

[hellablue]

because if you do you're going to understand everything
you're going to understand why you are who you are as a person.
also it's just fun.

[bertall]

i already know who i am as a person. i'm a warrior.







knowing all of that doesn't sound fun

[hellablue]

you really don't make this easy
can't u just trust me for once
well i mean technically again
ugh
u know what nvm. it's fine.
i didn't wanna meet u in real life anyway.

[reverse psychology?? sort of???

But mostly she's calling it a lost cause cuz she doesn't wanna be Peer Pressure. That's weird.]

[bertall]

<sub>[That-- Oh.

That. Stings a little more than he expected.]</sub>

because i don't want to take anything??

[hellablue]

oh my god i was joking you dork
duh i wanted to meet you geez.
i was just being salty that u obviously don't wanna meet me
i just didn't wanna be weird about it.

[bertall]

how is just asking weird??